Methane and tin-foil hats III

Oh, you all scoffed when I raised it earlier, but now it's Proper News (or, at least, in the Telegraph):

Winter fuel bills are likely to soar this year as future gas prices hit their highest-ever level yesterday...

Energy companies said domestic bills would rise again and World Gas Intelligence, an industry analyst, said factories may be forced to shut for "days, weeks or longer in order to cut gas use"...

Ha!