Dead Men Left

Thursday, July 21, 2005

"London can take it"

No it can't. I am currently hiding under my desk, whimpering like a piglet in a sack.

Update 14:59 The Evening Standard has an eyewitness account from Warren Street.

Update 15:22 This is all very odd:

The BBC's Andrew Winstanley said devices had been found but appeared to have been dummies, containing no explosives.

The Dom Joly wing of al-Qaida? Keep an eye out for a Channel Four camera crew.

Update 15:33 "Angry Brigade", says Bat. They tried to blow up Wivenhoe Bridge once. Gulp.

Updated 11:40 (the following day) Dsquared says:
It must be cripplingly embarrassing, even for a Yorkshireman, to gird your loins, scream "Allah Akbar", press the trigger and watch the bomb go "pop" and barely blow the lid off your sandwich box. In such a situation, I think I would try to pass it off as a fart.