By way of an explanation: due to changed circumstances referred to elsewhere, I'm having to maintain at least a pose of anonymity and adopt an exciting nom de guerre like "Trotsky" or "George Orwell" or "Elton John" or one of those fellers; except I feel I've let the side down badly and cracked under the unbearable pressure exerted by Ed Staines, amongst others, resorting to a godawful minor public school corruption of a name as my internet identity. Ah well, this cloak-and-dagger stuff may be fun for a bit.