"I have always wanted to be a statistic, and now I can be one and serve my country at the same time!"

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...if wasn't for the none-too-subtle "VOTE KERRY! VOTE KERRY!" thing they had going on, this site would earn still greater respect. Trouble is, Kerry's "New Army of Patriots" programme does have that slight drafty whiff about it, and he's been keen to stress his commitment to holding troops in Iraq... but never mind...

(Hat tip to Backword Dave)